LAME JOKE

lame joke ask by my frens.. laugh until my stomach pain..

alex: why is there a guy that keep eating a bread?? then he keep seeing his watch??
chyeli: cause he is rushing his time??
alex: no
ling: cause he is going to work??
alex: no
everyone: puzzle.. dunno the answer..
alex: cannot think a?? because the bread wanna expired liao..
everyone: burst into laughter and fell !!! (zhar dao)

there go 2nd lame joke.. with action somemore..
timmy: u know why when everytime superman wanna fly he just raise one of his hand? the other hand he will form L shape and keep beside him??
everyone: puzzle..
timmy: because superman is flying manually...
everyone: more puzzle..
timmy: the other hand he didn raise because he wanna change gear..
everyone: laughing non-stop...

stupid joke rite?? but because of all this joke it make people life happier.. more lively.. it happen during work.. they make all of us laugh until stomach burst.. wahaha..